omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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