So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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