On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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