So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Someone signed my nipple.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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