I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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