So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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