i barfeds in our rink
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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