M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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