I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She's like a pop up book from hell.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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