Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The ass gains better be worth it
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