I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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