i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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