remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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