2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
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The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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