I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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