so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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