At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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