I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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