I don't remember. Are we still dating?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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