I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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