I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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