How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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