Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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