i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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