You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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