ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
