I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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