And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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