I wish I could punch you in the face.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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