we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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