are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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