I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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