If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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