If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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