that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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