Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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