She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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