Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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