Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Let's paint friendship bongs
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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