So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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