My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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