You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
