i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
How many fucks given?
0.12846
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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