What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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