You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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