I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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