So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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