i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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