i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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