and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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