i don't like sucking hair
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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