i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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