Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My vagina is officially offended.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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