i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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